Ladies and Gentlemen! After a temporary hiatus, I'm back! And for a good reason, too! For tonight is the night of The Feo's Blog First Annual Irony Awards, where we look at three cases of pure irony. They're actually not annual! That just makes them sound more legitimate and official! But hey! Get your wide rimmed black glasses and put them on - it's time to get ironic (ironically)!
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I don't know what happened to the fonts. Leave me alone.
Number 3: NON-EXISTENT!
When I was thinking of this post, I only had two ironic events in my mind. I still only have two ironic events in my mind. ONWARDS TO NUMBER 2!
Number 2: FOR THE LOVE OF POLICEWOMAN!
So we're in Park Vista Community High School in Palm Beach, Florida. This was one of the 3 schools labelled for an undercover police operation to look for teens who were tripping balls. Or something along those lines.
Annnyways, 18-year old honor student Justin Laboy was arrested for selling marijuana to an attractive senior girl. Turns out attractive senior girl was actually attractive 25-year old undercover cop. But here's the ironic part: he was falling in love with her. Apparently he'd never even smoked in his life. She'd asked him for some, so he went and bought her a bag of mayor-i-hoo-ana while tripping...on love. She tried to offer him thirty dollars for his troubles, but he declined, calling it a gift. He still got arrested for selling small amounts of marijuana.
So in conclusion, cops are now seducing kids into buying drugs they would never have otherwise obtained and arresting them for it. I don't know about you, but cops are supposed to serve and protect, not seduce and seduce and stuff.
Number 1: GEORGE'S WILDEST DREAMS!
It's 2009. You're reading George Orwell's masterpiece,"1984", on your Kindle. SUDDENLY - the book disappears off your screen, and off your device. What? What?
Amazon had just remotely deleted all copies of "1984" and "Animal Farm" that were added by an unauthorized publisher to the Kindle store. People were reimbursed, but how ironic! Big Brother of the Amazon had just reached into your home and taken your books back.
There! I posted!
Feo.
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I don't know what happened to the fonts. Leave me alone.
