Who doesn't love brownies? Who doesn't love sleeping? Who doesn't love being drugged by brownies?
Lazy Cakes, now to be found in gas stations and dirty happymarts everywhere, are brownies laced with the sleep-inducing medication melatonin. So much melatonin, in fact, that fewer than two of these chocolaty monsters will knock a grown man out.
So how are these things legal? They're brownies with drugs! Easy: the FDA can't regulate melatonin amounts in dietary supplements, and guess what the "The Official Relaxation Brownie" is being marketed as? Close, but wrong: a dietary supplement (seriously, the answer was right in front of you. Read next time). These things have 8mg of the stuff. 10mg is enough to make a person fall abruptly asleep.
Of course, the health community is enraged. This stuff will send you in a ditch after you stock up on it at the gas station. We'll see how it all works out. In the mean time, to the gas station!
Feo.
P.S.
They look like poo.
Image Source: Boston Herald
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