Well I just don't get it. OFF Deepwoods is supposed to keep mosquitoes away, right?
For the past month or so, Alberta has been suffering something of a mosquito epidemic. And what OFF is supposed to do is keep mosquitoes off. Even if you're walking through a cloud of them. It really doesn't.
Well, it does, but for a total of around 5 minutes. Then they bite through the stuff. And it hurts when they bite the same place because they're running out of surface area.
And what's more, HOW THE HELL DID A BITE GET THERE?! It's just not physically possible! That region has no outside access! HOW?!
So, yes, this is a minor call to arms to all the mosquito repellent companies. Wake up and smell some new chemicals. Because if I'm going to put garbage on my self, I want my garbage to work.
Feo.
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