My my. It's 2012. This is going to be a year of opportunities, I think. I'm going to take them. I'm also going to get back into shape. Seriously. I'm not kidding. Yeah.
I have several new projects planned for this year. They even have tentative titles, such as "Siberia", "Planet Blue and Empty Faces", and "SOL". One of them is a film. I bet you're all excited as hell. Yeah.
On a completely unrelated subject: (that isn't a lie. You know how some people say they're starting a new subject and then tie that into the original topic? Dirty liars, those ones. I'm actually starting a new topic.) I got lost walking home a couple of days ago. Absolutely incredible. How in the name of Keanu Reeves does that happen?
Here's my stream of consciousness that afternoon:
- Yeah, baby. I'm taking the bus today.
- Okay. It's been 30 minutes since school ended. Time to get to the bus stop and get on a bus.
- Hey. It's nice out today. Time to strip down to my particularly thin dress shirt. What now, winter? It's your fault you're not here in the middle of December. Seriously now.
- Oh crapcookies. All the buses are gone.
- Yeah, baby. I'm walking today.
- I'm going to walk home the same way I do everyday!
- So much ice.
- HOLY SHITBISCUITS I ALMOST SLIPPED
- I think I'm going to sing "Horror With Eyeballs" by The Dissociatives
- ALL OF THIS TIME ON MY HANDS
- SO FAR HAS GONE
- TO FEEDING MY ANIMALS
- NANA NAA NA NAAAA NA NAA NA NAAAA NA
- People walking towards me.
- ALL OF THIS TIME I WAS DEAD
- LIMBLESS IN BED
- SEDATED EXPERIMENTS
- Wait. Stop. People.
- Look at them until they make eye contact. Look at them. Look at them. THEY HAVE MADE EYE CONTACT. LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY!
- How far back are they now?
- Yeah, that's pretty far.
- I'M SELLING THE SUN
- MY SKIN FEELS SILKY SMOOTH
- HOLY SHITBISCUITS I ALMOST SLIPPED
- I love that song.
- It's exceptionally icy here.
- Peripheral vision sees something
- OH NO WHITE VAN TO MY RIGHT!
- GO LEFT GO LEFT GO LEFT
- Whoa. Man, that was insanely close. It turned the other way. Whoaaa. Whoa.
- I turned right because I wanted a change of scenery. Exactly.
- Oh crapcookies. I'm walking up to that road that's always busy.
- Avoid busy road.
- Annnnd left. We're going left.
- Wait. I've never been on this street.
- It's okay. This one's parallel to the street I take.
- Time to sing "Barbarella" by Silverchair. It's actually a B-Side. I'm a serious fan, you know?
- SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
- BARBARELLA!
- SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
- Where am I?
- Oh man where am I?
- Wait! Here come some little kids with backpacks. That means the only elementary school in this neighborhood is that way!
- Walking.
- Walking.
- The kids are looking at me. They probably think my dress shirt is totally boss.
- Are you kids holding a parka in one hand and a coffee cup in the other?!
- HA! I thought not.
- Boss life.
- I am in the middle of a small field.
- Turn left?
- There's fence to my left.
- Turn right.
- There's fence to my right.
- Go north? It's forward so it's north.
- There's a white wooden house with a red mailbox to your north. What would you like to do next?
- >Where am I? Seriously?
- That command is not in my vocabulary. Type in 'HELP' to see a list of all possible commands.
- Even I'm not nearly old enough to get that reference! Good luck with that.
- There's actually actually another fence to my 'north'.
- Right. I have homework to do, damnit.
- FLIPPIN' MY PHONE OUT.
- FLIIIIIP!
- Boss life.
- HEY MOM. I'M IN SOME PARK.
- "Seriously, Feo? Right. You have to turn right."
- RIGHT?
- "That's not left. Right. Okay? Right."
- OKAY THANKS MOM
- Walk out of field.
- Turn right.
- Walking. 20 metres.
- OH MY GOD IT'S THE BUSY ROAD.
- I'M COMING HOME!
- "Reflections of a Sound" by Silverchair! HIT IT!
- IN THE SUN
- WE ARE FOUND
- TO BE REFLECTIONS
- OF A SOUND!
- Wait. No. People everywhere.
Feo.
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